Shoot Thug

Sure, a few NBA officials gamble; yeah, some baseball players juice; so what if a football player enjoys animal cruelty: they've got nothing on Kansas City. Cnnsi.com reports, 'Royals player shoots reporter ... with plastic gun.' That's right, a helpless reporter took a pellet to the noggin. Sadly, it was neither Len Dawson, nor the ever-outspoken (but rarely out eaten) Jason Whitlock. Here's an excerpt from the report:

""I was just messing around in here," Brown said. "I feel terrible about it. Karen is one of the nicest persons that I've met, especially as far as the media is concerned. This happening to her, I feel absolutely awful about it."

Brown said he tried to call Kornacki to apologize but was unable to reach her.

An assistant team trainer treated Kornacki and gave her an ice pack. The station said that Kornacki, who has been with the ABC affiliate for more than 20 years, shattered her contact and scratched her eye when the pellet hit."

Poor Karen Kornacki.

My question: where can I purchase shatterable contacts?



"The Incident, courtesy cnnsi.com"